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This is basically a rant on my teachers,what they do and how they do it. I’ll add a psyche analysis later ;P
By Salaii 
Ok, so this is basically a subject that everyone can relate to. We’ve all had our problems with teachers, whether it’s Q:“Miss, can I go to the Jacks?” and Q:”Not with that tone” or just a simple brawl with them when you spot one of their mistakes on the board, the question students want answered is “why are they such a-holes?” Yea, I get that most of them are just “Trying to help” or whatever the hell else but if we students want success, we’ll chase after it. We aren’t all thick, you know. These no bloody need to force it down our throats heartlessly.
Example 1: It was Home Ec. class and we were learning about… wheat or some queer thing…it might have even been eggs we were studying…i’m not quite sure. Anyway, myself and 3/4s of the fricken class fall asleep, i mean who wants to know the chemical make-up of a GRAIN OF WHEAT FOR CHRIST’S SAKE?! Then the class goes silent. I have to open my eyes to figure out where the teachers’ tediously boring voice went. Turns out she decides to go on a strike sort of thing. Like, “I stand here and teach you for your exams, i put in 100% What do you give me?” So she stands there with a pout waiting for someone to apologize…eh, no one does so the next 20mins of the class turn into nap time ;D Ok woman, wheat. A grain. With a husk or something. The only thing that jolted the class up was the mention of “endosperm” : the inside starch of the grain xD How in Jesus’s name will this help me in any way in life? We don’t pay attention because we don’t care. If it was a lecture on the circulatory system or something gory, we’d all listen because it may actually do us some good. But wheat? You gotta be joking me, Irish curriculum .
Teachers collectively punish and shout at students. According to my dad, under the 1949 Geneva Conventions Act, collective punishments are a war crime. ROTFLOL. Just wanted to clear that up ;P
Example 2: Just because one fool is snorting or armpit farting etc., doesn’t give them the right to detain us all with no food/water for 40 minutes! They do have the right to employ those punishments on the single fool in question though ;D
Teachers spit and have bad breath…and some, dandruff…
Example 3. Look, you know that you’re gonna be shouting/screaming/in some cases,crying at kids. Why not take the liberty of brushing your teeth once in a while? And spitting? Eh, isn’t it common practice NOT to spit at people? Our Science teacher has the nickname, Chalky. He leans against the chalk board and has a rare case of “Pityriasis simplex capillitii”, in human terms, dandruff. Both traits resulting, respectively, in the fitting nickname (“Chalky”) ;D
My final problem with them, the shouting-at itself. Not only does it lower the morale of learning in the class, its rude, it’s loud, time-wasting and un-necessary. Maybe your husband/wife has a lot of wind and lets rip throughout the night, we get it, you’re tired. But don’t take it out on us. When you shout, you spit continuously. Do you have salivary gland issues or something? You should have gotten that diagnosed before choosing a vocation that involves communication =,.=^^^
Don’t complain to us that our state exams are in two weeks and we’ve only half the book done! You spend 20 minutes of each class complaining about the smell and floor condition of the room. Its OUR room, we have no problems with it, do what you’re “un-modestly” paid for or bugger the hell off back to the staff room, where it smells like standard faculty air freshener or something! Simple!
Another thing, some teachers are always downgrading students. Some person the other day said that they wanted to be an astronaut (it wasn’t me btw, I said I wanted to manage Torque United xD). Hey, it’s their dream! At least they’re aiming high!
FATHER:Son, what do you want to be when you’re all big and can legally drink?
SON: Ooh! Ooh! I want to be a teacher. Screw policeman or firefighter!”
If ever I do make it to the top of the division 3 leader-board as the only ever female championship team manager, you’ll regret not befriending me when you had your chance, a-hole state workers!!
Yepp, that’s pretty much it. I feel rather dutiful to get that off my chest. I won’t be needing that blueprint of the principle’s house anymore…if you get my drift…;D If we all grow up to be academic failures, then you guys should be proud to know that you were the cause. Thank you sincerely =,.=^^^
But bare in mind, not all teachers are asses. There are a rare couple in the world that genuinely want you to do well, we applaud you for trying 
*Note to CNS teachers: this post i wrote totally excludes you guys! You’re great sports, really… Just good, wholesome, educators. And we all love you down there… This post was purely to identify the problems other kids have at other schools… hehe… This post has nothing at all to do with you guys!