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Swedish Berks, Monopoly, RAIN~!

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

Hi everyone!

Yep,it’s Salaii :) I got back from my road-trip to Dublin, capitol of Irlande ;D

It wasn’t a road trip, more of a train trip but it sounds cooler when you say road-trip for some reason,right? ;D I got up at 4am people! FOUR! The train left at half five so I practically got up and left the house =,.=^^^ I packed me some cookies and a fully charged iPod but didn’t need it somehow. I actually wore my glasses this time and the scenery,dare I say it, was pretty nice. The Irish country side has loads of old houses and castles and spray painted sheep,etc. I couldn’t fall asleep.

A shot on the train, the best I could do at 6 hours of previous sleep ;p
We got to Dublin at 11am i think it was, did some shopping at Grafton Street and St.Stephens Green Mall, it was my first proper Dublin shopping spree, and besides the fact that McDonald’s smelt like shit (Excuse my vulgarity ;D) and I got a spicy chicken burg. that I didn’t order it was ok ;)

Then we got to the Embassy, the reason for the whole trip. My passport expires soon and I didn’t want to attempt leaving the country without it =,.=^^ Not that I was thinking of doing a runner when I fail my GCSEs or anything ;DDD
There, the “woman” ( her true gender was hard to figure out ) Then I was given a form to fill out in Swedish…err, ’scuse, I DON’T SPEAK BLIDDY SWEDISH!! For Christ’s sake, just cause I was born there 15 years ago doesn’t mean that they should never even consider printing English ones! I mean, the Bangladeshi Embassy has English forms. 99% of the Irish population don’t speak Irish,their home language, dammit; people’s logic levels are decreasing…..!

Molly Malone and her wheelbarrow ;D

Nothing beats stressing out in a stuffy Embassy with trolls and small children staring at you. I looked like frikken’ Medusa after the rain crapping up my hair and putting me in a foul mood, I now have a 5 year passport picture where I look like a hag. RATFLOL ;D

The Spire, Ireland’s biggest waste of money ;|

Grafton Street, awesomee

On the train ride home, we came across 1.) 2 Northern Irish toddlers at Monopoly with they’re grandparents; “NO! Ya eur mere 6 millun, yours gav me dat now, i’ve ar hotel on dat wan“.

2.) 6-7 yobs on their way home from a cattle fair or someshit like that throwing an innocent teddy bear around. Typically, they swore like.., bloody…i don’t what word to use… Let’s just say, the OAPs around nearly died of shock when they heard the language. ( At the final stop, I picked up the poor teddy, it was wedged in the yob’s seats…i’ll post a pic of it when it’s out of the washing machine ;P )

3.) A couple exploiting the food-cart man’s passive/fragile make-up… ie: “Can I’ve more milk? Ya, 5 more will do me,ya” “Ok, here you are [attempting to pull away quickly] good bye now sir” “No No,wait! I want more sugar, get yar arse back here,pronto”. That’s the only Italian that bloke probably knows…

Finally got home at 11, if i’d stayed up another 5 hours it’d been a full day straight ;P

That’s about it i guess, like the new layout?? Being the photographer, naturally I’m not in most pictures, any of those that I am in, my total ass expression takes over automatically ;DD

Have a nice day! Take care ;)

Me in my total “doofus” pose & my mom and sister ;D
*Comments Below ;)

Arrgghhh,, Ripping People’s Heads Off & Effective Swear Words (explicit content) ;D

Wednesday, March 24th, 2010

Hi Yerr it’s a very tired,head aching, and weight-gaining Salaii ;(
I’m gonna break this blog down for you in 10 easy bullet points because frankly I’m not up to droning on about my life on earth and school (aka. hell)
1. I’m becoming morbidly obese because I comfort eat to make up for my lacking social life ;D
2. The girl sitting behind and next to me will get they’re heads ripped off if they dont quit screeching “Oh Score!!!” when they get 26 + 26 correct…
3. I carry 7kg of bags to and from school everyday, yes, I have weighed it and I have bruises to prove it.
4. I have extra English lessons because apparently “i’m struggling” (Ooh look, im using quotes like they teach us to D:)
5. I’m back on the football team,yet i still suck.
6. My latest MSN name is <33 Domo // feck 'em all. Keeping it real w/ the Irish slang for all you Leprechaun Crackos out there ;D (WTF?!)
7. My sister swears at me and it hurts. All I can fumble out in one of these intense situations is “…no, you’re the fat retard…YEA!” Is this normal or am I just a loser?
8. Ily All Time Low, they’re songs give me a mushy feeling :D
9. I’m thinking of retorting my sister’s claims with a short,truthful ” F U C K I N G A P E ! “ does that sound effective enough??
10.
St.Patrick’s Day was crap. This year’s parade included,wait for it, ONE STILT WALKER! OMG! CALL THE FRICKEN KERRYMAN! The 3.44 minute long parade’s high point was me yelling “Mom! It’s not a real clown, come back!”
11. We all get to write a heartfelt letter to our teachers following my class’ total breakdown with authority. Lawrenceson (You might remember the berk, you know the one that said I’d never get out of Ireland?) will be getting a beating, along with my French teacher and my English teacher… Hehe >.,< Revenge is ~SWEET~
12. Oh crap, i’m veering off the 10 point limit.
13. I’m thinking of re-starting my popular web-show. It’s popularity peak was a total of 14 hits… Would you watch it???

That’s basically whats been going on. It feels nice to be ensured that you guys can now sleep easy, knowing that you all can survive another week without reading another of my TANTALIZING blogs. They are so RIVETING and CAPTIVATING, I know, it’s just a shame i don’t blog more often, eh? Hahahaaa lol,, soz, i just had a moment of weakness resulting from my English class encounter…

Word count: 412, methinks that that’s enthralling…Oh Score! ;DD

Bill Kaulitz,Noise and Gender Discrimination ??

Friday, March 12th, 2010

Hi everyone!
Man, I’m glad to be home! Although my school doesn’t start until late, 9am, and finishes fairly quickly, at 3:45, it’s practically hell for the 6 hours I’m there! Today my homeroom teacher’s new ingenious plan to keep my class under control was this: move all the girls to one side and boys to the other side! I was tempted to ask where the gender-confused people go but i kept my mouth shut this time ;D
Yes, believe it or not i got moved to the front right of the room, me being a girl and all…if any of you have any debates for that, take it with me to MSN! Lol ;P
It’s like we’re all back in the 18th century when all the boys and girls were separated as if the other gender had some incurable disease or something =,.=^^ I don’t know what the hell my teacher was thinking, all the loners are at the front (yes, i too am at the front,dammit) and the people who never let their mouths “rest” are at the back! I mean, WTF? Sometimes my teachers’ logic is terrible and sometimes i don’t think they aren’t capable of logical thinking…
On a high note, my Scottish berk of a Careers teacher didn’t show in school today…don’t know why, don’t care,no one did. We all got a free PE class ;D Sweeet

Like the new layout? Nirvana had requested i make a Bill Kaulitz ( she’s obsessed with him ! ;DD ) layout for ages, but i suck at male blends so I’m pretty happy with this one. Wordpress isn’t my best friend yet and I’m scared of even blinking while editing the codes in case it all disappears somehow…I’m getting there though! If anyone knows how to make post titles be in the H1 style instead of the default H2, then comment! I need some help :D

My intense studying sessions (study 10mins, stuff my face w/cookies, study another 20 mins) are getting disrupted!!! Oh Noooo, what will I ever do?!?! (i have to remind myself that you guys actually care ;D) =,.=^^^ My sister won’t shut up! She’s either attempting to sing Christina Aguilera, butchering another Taylor Swift song on her retched guitar or fighting with her bf on Skype! I can’t bloody take it! When she was doing her GCSEs no one gave her any hassle, but now i’m doing them, its like fate wants me to totally flunk everything. Damn my life, i’ll have to resort to studying in the car soon…hmm, that’s actually a good idea!
I’ve been plotting ways to shut her up, most of these involve homemade stink bombs which i found out about on Wikihow, hahahaa :) <- evil laugh btw...
I’ve missed 3 nights of TV Soaps too due to homework. I’m sick of it. I see it and i need a barf bag. Ya get the gist of it?! ;DD
I’d better catch up with the TV now…it’s calling me, dammit i’ve already missed American Idol..! Curse you f*cking homework!!
Ciao e Grazie :)