Hi Yerr it’s a very tired,head aching, and weight-gaining Salaii ;(
I’m gonna break this blog down for you in 10 easy bullet points because frankly I’m not up to droning on about my life on earth and school (aka. hell)
1. I’m becoming morbidly obese because I comfort eat to make up for my lacking social life ;D
2. The girl sitting behind and next to me will get they’re heads ripped off if they dont quit screeching “Oh Score!!!” when they get 26 + 26 correct…
3. I carry 7kg of bags to and from school everyday, yes, I have weighed it and I have bruises to prove it.
4. I have extra English lessons because apparently “i’m struggling” (Ooh look, im using quotes like they teach us to D:)
5. I’m back on the football team,yet i still suck.
6. My latest MSN name is <33 Domo // feck 'em all. Keeping it real w/ the Irish slang for all you Leprechaun Crackos out there ;D (WTF?!)
7. My sister swears at me and it hurts. All I can fumble out in one of these intense situations is “…no, you’re the fat retard…YEA!” Is this normal or am I just a loser?
8. Ily All Time Low, they’re songs give me a mushy feeling
9. I’m thinking of retorting my sister’s claims with a short,truthful ” F U C K I N G A P E ! “ does that sound effective enough??
10. St.Patrick’s Day was crap. This year’s parade included,wait for it, ONE STILT WALKER! OMG! CALL THE FRICKEN KERRYMAN! The 3.44 minute long parade’s high point was me yelling “Mom! It’s not a real clown, come back!”
11. We all get to write a heartfelt letter to our teachers following my class’ total breakdown with authority. Lawrenceson (You might remember the berk, you know the one that said I’d never get out of Ireland?) will be getting a beating, along with my French teacher and my English teacher… Hehe >.,< Revenge is ~SWEET~
12. Oh crap, i’m veering off the 10 point limit.
13. I’m thinking of re-starting my popular web-show. It’s popularity peak was a total of 14 hits… Would you watch it???

That’s basically whats been going on. It feels nice to be ensured that you guys can now sleep easy, knowing that you all can survive another week without reading another of my TANTALIZING blogs. They are so RIVETING and CAPTIVATING, I know, it’s just a shame i don’t blog more often, eh? Hahahaaa lol,, soz, i just had a moment of weakness resulting from my English class encounter…

Word count: 412, methinks that that’s enthralling…Oh Score! ;DD

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