Archive for March, 2010

Arrgghhh,, Ripping People’s Heads Off & Effective Swear Words (explicit content) ;D

Wednesday, March 24th, 2010

Hi Yerr it’s a very tired,head aching, and weight-gaining Salaii ;(
I’m gonna break this blog down for you in 10 easy bullet points because frankly I’m not up to droning on about my life on earth and school (aka. hell)
1. I’m becoming morbidly obese because I comfort eat to make up for my lacking social life ;D
2. The girl sitting behind and next to me will get they’re heads ripped off if they dont quit screeching “Oh Score!!!” when they get 26 + 26 correct…
3. I carry 7kg of bags to and from school everyday, yes, I have weighed it and I have bruises to prove it.
4. I have extra English lessons because apparently “i’m struggling” (Ooh look, im using quotes like they teach us to D:)
5. I’m back on the football team,yet i still suck.
6. My latest MSN name is <33 Domo // feck 'em all. Keeping it real w/ the Irish slang for all you Leprechaun Crackos out there ;D (WTF?!)
7. My sister swears at me and it hurts. All I can fumble out in one of these intense situations is “…no, you’re the fat retard…YEA!” Is this normal or am I just a loser?
8. Ily All Time Low, they’re songs give me a mushy feeling :D
9. I’m thinking of retorting my sister’s claims with a short,truthful ” F U C K I N G A P E ! “ does that sound effective enough??
10.
St.Patrick’s Day was crap. This year’s parade included,wait for it, ONE STILT WALKER! OMG! CALL THE FRICKEN KERRYMAN! The 3.44 minute long parade’s high point was me yelling “Mom! It’s not a real clown, come back!”
11. We all get to write a heartfelt letter to our teachers following my class’ total breakdown with authority. Lawrenceson (You might remember the berk, you know the one that said I’d never get out of Ireland?) will be getting a beating, along with my French teacher and my English teacher… Hehe >.,< Revenge is ~SWEET~
12. Oh crap, i’m veering off the 10 point limit.
13. I’m thinking of re-starting my popular web-show. It’s popularity peak was a total of 14 hits… Would you watch it???

That’s basically whats been going on. It feels nice to be ensured that you guys can now sleep easy, knowing that you all can survive another week without reading another of my TANTALIZING blogs. They are so RIVETING and CAPTIVATING, I know, it’s just a shame i don’t blog more often, eh? Hahahaaa lol,, soz, i just had a moment of weakness resulting from my English class encounter…

Word count: 412, methinks that that’s enthralling…Oh Score! ;DD

So busy with college | | new updates

Saturday, March 20th, 2010

Hey everyone
its nirvana well im really really sorry for not replying to your comments and im really really sorry for not blogging for so long also but collage has been hectic lately and i really don’t know what to do i have a quiz witch its gonna be the next week and i really don’t know anything about it and i really don’t know what to i barely know anything about that quiz and for sure im gonna fail plus i have 3 projects i have to work on one is one its due on Tuesday and the other one is due after three weeks and the other one is due on the end of the semester i mean like its so much i really don’t know what to do and i really don’t know when i will finish all those projects plus the other courses they might ask us to have projects in them to and i really dot know what to do the professors don’t have mercy at all they just keep on giving us project non stop and when we ask them when are we gonna finish all those projects ?! they say its not our problem like what the fuck really well i know we should study hard bluh bluh bluh but that dosent mean we have to kill our selves in order to get good grades that’s totally unfair really anyway i also might not be online to much lately because ill be busy with collage and even if im online on MSN i would be busy doing the research and i might not reply to convos right away i might not answer at all im really really sorry any way there’s lots of stuff happened lately so im gonna tell you about them day by day ( they are a lot really so its gonna be a long blog lol :-P :-D XD )

Sunday

well i did’nt do lots of stuff on that day i just woke up watched tv checked my emails listened to some music and then updated the site then i slept for sometime then i ordered pizza then i went out i did’nt go any where far i just had walk for like and hur then i went back home then i turned off the laptop and slept thats all what i did that day pretty boring right ?!

Monday

well i woke up went to school then took some stuff that i don’t really like anyway i just had on lecture witch is Media documentation and information systems and i understood the subject and everything but i just don’t like the professor who teach us he’s kinda thinks of him self as Mr know it all and he’s not hes an ass basically that’s the only word that it can describe after the lecture i stayed with friends for sometime and then took a cab home and after i went home when i arrived home i ordered something to eat then i had lunch after that i watched tv for sometime and then i slept sounds boring right ?!

Tuesday

well i woke up took a shower then i chose and outfit then i hit the door took a cap and i went to collage i had one lecture also the subject was Introduction to European culture the subject itself is ok but the professor who teaches the subject is a bit Fucked up really every time someone ask her a question regardless its so important or not she reply back in aggressive way who on earth she thinks she is she’s nothing really an i swear to God if she did anything else to me im gonna kick her ass no joke really i only took one lecture with her and she’s all ready got on my nerves really anyway after the lecture i spend sometime with friends and then took a cab and went back home and after that i took a shower after that i ordered something to eat then i went and took a nap then i woke up then after that i ate something watched tv and then stayed up all night then i slept sound boring day right ?!

Wednesday

well it was off i dont have school on Wednesday so i woke up had breakfast check my emails chat with friends online and then i watched tv and took a nap and after i took a nape for sometime and then i woke up i ordered pizza and then after i had lunch after lunch i took a nape again then i woke up stayed for sometime then i really did’nt want to sleep but i had to because i had school and it was full day i finished at 3:00 PM so thats why i had to sleep thats it sounds boring day right ?! lol :-P :-) :-D XD

Thursday

well on Thursday i woke up took a shower after that i chose an outfit then i put it on then i hit the door took a cab and i went to school the first lecture was Translation we we did nothing but we took a peace of paper that has English news in it and then we translate it into Arabic thats it after that the lecture finished at 11:08 AM and then i took a cab with one of my friends and we went to the mall next to our school after we went thare we grabbed a bite to eat and then we tried on some clothes and took some pictures while we whare wearing those clothes and thn we went back to school we where late and then i went to my lecture and she went to hers my lecture was Political Systems the professor who teaches this subject is like you can barely can understand anything from what he says really and he is like speaks 2 or three sentences and then he stay quite for a while and then continue speaking i mean like if you wanna speak you should speak right away not like that anyway after the lecture we went downstairs and we stayed in the court area of the school i was talking with my friends and we all thought we go out after school so each one of us went back to his house and then i took a rest and i ate something after that i went took a shower choose an out fit to wear and after that i hit the door and then i rook a cab to the place we where supposed to be meeting witch is the mall so we had fun the three of us and then after that one of my friends had to go back home so we went we told her bye after that my other friend and i had walk and we saw some pictures on Facebook Mobile after that we had a walk abd my grandma was thare so i told her hi and went back whit my friend and then my other friend had to leave anyway i sat with my grandma for sometime and then it was late at night so i had to go home and took my grand ma and waited for her to go into her car and leave and then i took a cab and i went back home and at home i watched tv for sometime and then i was so sleepy so i turned off the laptop and then i went to bed. sounds better the then before right ?! lol :-p :-D XD :-)

Friday

i woke up at 8:00 am then i drank some coke then i check my emails and after that i went to watch tv while looking on some stuff on the internet and then after that i took some sleep for a while then i went back to sleep then after i woke up i went to my relatives after that i had lunch with my relatives and then i spend sometime with them we watched tv and talk about some stuff after that i went back home i changed from high heels to regular choose because i couldn’t walk in heels so i had to change shoes after that that i went to the mall bought some stuff and then i went and bought cappuccino from Starbucks after that the mall was closing so i had to get out and i took a cab back home at home i did nothing but i watched tv and then i was so tired so i decided to sleep so i turned off the laptop and the tv and i went to sleep

Saturday

today i really dident do much to be honest i woke up took the car to the care service with our driver then i did some stuff for mom then i went back home and after that i drank some coke and ate a bag of chips changed my clothes and then i searched for stuff on Google and then i watched tv then i took a shower then i combed my hair then i wet to sleep

New updates

we did new updates on the site but they are not much they are only 10 buttons and 2 male PNG’s we are so sorry theres not so many updates but the thing is life is so hectic and we are so busy with school that’s why, anyway we will try to add more as soon as we can ( hopefully ) anyway

Reality shows

well the thing is i used to watch reality shows and i used to love them but now i totally think its fake and unreal even if you concentrate on the conversations that they are doing it looks so fake even their expressions are fake too! What do you think do you think they are fake or not ?! i really wanna know your opinions :-)

ciao for now blog more later ciao <33 xxxx :-)

Bill Kaulitz,Noise and Gender Discrimination ??

Friday, March 12th, 2010

Hi everyone!
Man, I’m glad to be home! Although my school doesn’t start until late, 9am, and finishes fairly quickly, at 3:45, it’s practically hell for the 6 hours I’m there! Today my homeroom teacher’s new ingenious plan to keep my class under control was this: move all the girls to one side and boys to the other side! I was tempted to ask where the gender-confused people go but i kept my mouth shut this time ;D
Yes, believe it or not i got moved to the front right of the room, me being a girl and all…if any of you have any debates for that, take it with me to MSN! Lol ;P
It’s like we’re all back in the 18th century when all the boys and girls were separated as if the other gender had some incurable disease or something =,.=^^ I don’t know what the hell my teacher was thinking, all the loners are at the front (yes, i too am at the front,dammit) and the people who never let their mouths “rest” are at the back! I mean, WTF? Sometimes my teachers’ logic is terrible and sometimes i don’t think they aren’t capable of logical thinking…
On a high note, my Scottish berk of a Careers teacher didn’t show in school today…don’t know why, don’t care,no one did. We all got a free PE class ;D Sweeet

Like the new layout? Nirvana had requested i make a Bill Kaulitz ( she’s obsessed with him ! ;DD ) layout for ages, but i suck at male blends so I’m pretty happy with this one. Wordpress isn’t my best friend yet and I’m scared of even blinking while editing the codes in case it all disappears somehow…I’m getting there though! If anyone knows how to make post titles be in the H1 style instead of the default H2, then comment! I need some help :D

My intense studying sessions (study 10mins, stuff my face w/cookies, study another 20 mins) are getting disrupted!!! Oh Noooo, what will I ever do?!?! (i have to remind myself that you guys actually care ;D) =,.=^^^ My sister won’t shut up! She’s either attempting to sing Christina Aguilera, butchering another Taylor Swift song on her retched guitar or fighting with her bf on Skype! I can’t bloody take it! When she was doing her GCSEs no one gave her any hassle, but now i’m doing them, its like fate wants me to totally flunk everything. Damn my life, i’ll have to resort to studying in the car soon…hmm, that’s actually a good idea!
I’ve been plotting ways to shut her up, most of these involve homemade stink bombs which i found out about on Wikihow, hahahaa :) <- evil laugh btw...
I’ve missed 3 nights of TV Soaps too due to homework. I’m sick of it. I see it and i need a barf bag. Ya get the gist of it?! ;DD
I’d better catch up with the TV now…it’s calling me, dammit i’ve already missed American Idol..! Curse you f*cking homework!!
Ciao e Grazie :)